Unicorns know that we think they’re made of magical rainbows, sparkles, cotton candy, wishes, and whatever, and it’s made notoriously shitty. Seriously, they’re downright jerks.
Don’t believe us? Just check out these pages from Theo Nicole Lorenz’s Unicorns Are Jerks: a coloring book exposing the cold, hard, sparkly truth (it’s in Amazon’s “Love, Sex, and Marriage” section for some reason — weird):
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