7 Careers Amateur Porn Musclestud Michael Hoffman Should Consider

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As anyone in the entertainment industry knows, looks don’t last forever. While Michael Hoffman is (hopefully) making money off his videos, at some point, he’ll need to transition into another career. But that big world is scary, and if Hoffman’s like any other young adult, he’s probably got anxieties about what he’ll ultimately do with his life. Thankfully, we’re here to be his guidance counselor with this list of careers we think he’d be good at!

1. Tattoo Artist

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This one’s a bit obvious — especially since he’s a tattoo artist now and has been for a year. Tattoo artists can make around $40,000 a year so that’s not a bad living. But sometimes burnout happens, and sometimes folks want to have a gig on the side, too — dolla dolla bill, y’all. And besides, what’s more badass than being able to add “-slash-tattooartist” when someone asks you your job?  Try it! “What do you do?” “Oh, I’m a super spy-slash-tattoo artist!” Awesome, right?

2. Personal Trainer

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This one seems pretty obvious too, but sometimes the obvious ones are the best ideas. While Hoffman’s not a personal trainer right now, wouldn’t he make a great one? I mean, he clearly knows a thing or two about working out, and honestly, what better inspiration than these abs?

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Not to mention personal trainers can make $53,000 a year — not too shabby.

3. Social Media Guru


Dude. Hoffman’s so good at social media, he’s got too many people wanting to be himAnd he’s always got his smartphone in his hands. (Yeah, we know, he’s holding it to take photos, but work with us here.) Just think if he put that to work selling things that aren’t himself — and he could bring home $42,000 per year too!

4. Veterinarian

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Hoffman very clearly loves animals — he’s posted a lot of stuff with his pets in there, including one of his videos. And look at that dog’s face — she could not be any more comfortable with her human. He’s got a great rapport with our four-legged friends, and as a vet, he could make $91,000 a year!

5. Guidance Counselor

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Like any good guidance counselor, we’ve gotta suggest he become a guidance counselor themselves! He’s got experience inspiring folks, after all. Besides, how else would people ever decide to become guidance counselors? And besides, couldn’t you see that face telling you to give up your dreams and get a job at a hardware store? It’d certainly ease the blow if you know what we mean… and he could take home $53,000 a year!

6. Uber Driver

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If Hoffman’s thinking about making a little extra cash on the side, perhaps he should become an Uber driver? He certainly could take care of himself if anyone ever tried to mug him, and he could make a sweet $20/hour — and make about $40,000 a year if he did it full-time.

7. Tattooed Man At The State Fair

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