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America’s CEO™ Tim Cook Spanks the Nation Over Religious Freedom Laws

America’s CEO™ and part-time Apple employee Tim Cook was all FACE SCREAMING IN FEAR EMOJI, POO EMOJI, SOS EMOJI in The Washington Post this weekend in response to Indiana Governor Mike Pence’s signing of the state’s so-called Religious Freedom Law — you remember, the odious anti-LGBT law that Georgia is also trying to pass a version of.

Check mic, check mic, one two-one two. Tim?

There’s something very dangerous happening in states across the country…

A wave of legislation, introduced in more than two dozen states, would allow people to discriminate against their neighbors… The bill enacted in Indiana last week that drew a national outcry and one passed in Arkansas, say individuals can cite their personal religious beliefs to refuse service to a customer or resist a state nondiscrimination law… In total, there are nearly 100 bills designed to enshrine discrimination in state law.

These bills rationalize injustice by pretending to defend something many of us hold dear. They go against the very principles our nation was founded on, and they have the potential to undo decades of progress toward greater equality.

America’s business community recognized a long time ago that discrimination, in all its forms, is bad for business. At Apple, we are in business to empower and enrich our customers’ lives. We strive to do business in a way that is just and fair. That’s why, on behalf of Apple, I’m standing up to oppose this new wave of legislation — wherever it emerges. I’m writing in the hopes that many more will join this movement. From North Carolina to Nevada, these bills under consideration truly will hurt jobs, growth and the economic vibrancy of parts of the country where a 21st-century economy was once welcomed with open arms.

*drops the mic*

You tell ’em, Boss.

(via WaPo)


  1. Would love to cook the Arti-Choke the Chicken.
    I don’t have many recipes that require the use of artichoke.

  2. I had to comment TWICE because those recipes look awesome! Lick My Boots Lamb? Hells yes.

  3. While I’m not a fan of eating peter… I’ll make an exception for Peter, Peter Pumpkin Pasta! Thanks Unicornbooty

  4. All of these sound erotically delicious..  Will have to go with Thai me down Chicken first!

  5. I am definitely exited about Eat Me! Eggplant, I will make it for all my friends so we can enjoy shoving in our faces!

  6. Oh yeah, gotta try the Bombay Booty!!!!
    (These would be a lovely addition to my Semen Cookbook and “You’ve Had Worse Things In Your Mouth Cookbook”

  7. Definitely “Lick Me! Linguine”

  8. Like the last time you guys were giving these away, I would definitely want to cook the Thai me down! Chicken. I’d likely squeal with joy if you pick me.

  9. trailer park chicken marsala sounds delish & super-easy!

  10. Love you long time ribs… not only because when i saw that name i pictured the Korean whore from full metal jacket but im a pretty big fan of MEAT… 😉 <3 ya UB!!!

  11. Oooo! Miso Honee Stir Fry sounds great!

  12. Shawn Alfred Brock

    Lay’er Down Lasagna.  I would have to make Lay’er Down Lasagna first.

  13. Eat Me! Eggplant all the way! I love eggplant. this cookbook would add to the cooking experience! I love it! 😀  Someone very dear to me would be all over this. It is her in cookbook form. I would give it to her, for sure! xx

  14. I would love to make On Your Knees! Chicken, to prove to my family that I can actually cook! Plus it’s chicken with a twist 😉

  15. Poke Me! Pork sounds delish! And I wouldn’t mind eating it either! 🙂

  16. Love all these! I definitely gotta try the Besame El Culo Cakes!!

  17. Don’t Call Me Chicken, Bit@h! My slightly older husband’s friends keep telling him his chicken (me) is getting old. Perhaps they need a chicken jerky recipe too.

  18. I would definitely have to say Don’t Call Me Chicken, Bit@h!. This reminds me of one of my best friends who loves to cook anything chicken…She still does the ghetto finger snap back and forth. She also happen to be a 6ft tall white girl so it’s pretty amazing to watch. She would be highly impressed by this recipe. 

  19. I want to try the South of My Border Pasta and the Fallen Angelhair Pasta… I love me some noodles 😉

  20. OMG so many pasta foods I dont think I could choose just one my Sicillian Blood is boiling with hunger at these! From the first book I would have to say South of my Border Pasta and from Get back in the Kitchen Bit@ches I pick Fallin Angel Hair Pasta

  21. I love love love tongue-in-cheek
    cookbooks and can’t wait to try out these recipes. The “Lay’er
    Down Lasagna” is first on the list!

  22. I am going to make Poke Me Pork this weekend. It sounds interesting. I am so ready to share these books with my 85 year old mom if I win them. She has the best sense of humor.

  23. My daughter and I LOVE getting in the kitchen together. Her partner LOVES eating what we come up with. I usually make the main dishes and my daughter is an excellent baker. I definitely need to check out these books! Thanks for posting this Booties!!!

  24. Haha, I cant wait to make the Munch on my Meat! Marsala LOL. Sounds devine!

  25. I cant wait to make the Munch on my Meat! Marsala! Sounds delicious! 

  26. I would have to go with “Bend Me over Beef.” With a name like that, beef with always be what’s for dinner!

  27. Just for the mere fact that I just love the name, I have to try the Trailer Park Chicken Marsala.  And they give the recipe for this one free!!!

  28. Oh man gosh i’m tempeted with On Your Knees! Chicken but then again the second mind in me wants Thai Me Down! Chicken, hey i cant help myself i blame the kinky-devil on my shoulder (shoo shoo) XD

  29. Would have to be the Miso Honee Stir-Fry for my asian bf… think he’ll get the message??

  30. The one that stood out the most for me was Love You Long Time Pork Ribs. I think this would probably have to be my first choice for cooking out of the book!

  31. You’re a Pig! Pasta, for sure. I can have a sit down dinner with Mr Bachmann.

  32. On your Knees! Chicken sounds like something I would loooo~ve to make.

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