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Anti-gay Reverend Arrested For Masturbating In Front Of Children

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Go to Hell. Go directly to Hell. Do not masturbate in front of any children on the way.

Reverend Grant Storms, a Christian-fundamentalist preacher famous for aggressively protesting during New Orleans’ Gay Pride event, called Southern Decadence, was arrested on Friday for masturbating while watching children in a public park in Metairie, Louisiana.

Storms, 54, told Jerfferson Parish police that he was using a bottle instead of the nearby restroom to urinate. Um…urinating into a bottle in front of children is hardly much of a step up from masturbating in front of the, chief. Eyewitnesses say he’s lying, and that he was masturbating in plain view. Once you’ve crossed over to using kids as wanking material, lying must barely register as a sin.

Storms’ bail was set at $5,000, but he was released without having to pay a cent of it due to overcrowding in the local jail. Say WHAT?! A reverend, who by profession has access to children, is arrested for pedophilia crimes, and he is released?! Nobody thought that may be a bad idea?

Regardless, we’re pretty sure Storms won’t be causing any commotion in his signature sandwich-board at this year’s Southern Decadence. He was barely tolerated as it is, and they gays don’t take too kindly to pedophiles.

I’d ask if anyone’s surprised, but I mean, do I even have to?

Via Nola.com