PICS: Are Brent Everett and Michael Hoffman Really So Different?

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Those of us who have been following the Michael Hoffman/Brent Everett saga know all about the long-standing beef between the two over some amateur porn tapes that Hoffman the tattooed Texan sold (or maybe didn’t sell,)to the Canadian’s self-titled porn company. But in the interest of peace, we thought we’d point out that on the outside the two guys have more similarities than differences: they’re both good-looking, able-bodied men who spend a shit-ton of time at the gym and like to show off. Here are some similarities we noticed:

1. They spend a lot of time doing crunches.

2. They love America (and its capital city).

3. They both know where to draw the line, at least when it comes to Facebook censors.

4. They are both quite fond of the bathroom selfie.

5. And the gym selfie.

6. Their fans are willing to pore over every little moment.