Stories by Booty The Unicorn

Santorum Releases Statement Distancing Itself From Rick Santorum

Santorum released a statement today distancing the frothy mix of anal matter and lubricant from the Republican politician.

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Suquamish Native American Tribe Approves Same-Sex Marriage

Native Americans, the good folks who lived on American soil ages before white folks showed up and robbed them of their land, are hardly the archaic teepee-dwellers you might conjure up at first thought. Washington State’s Suquamish Tribe is officially more liberal than the United States, having extended marriage rights[…]

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Paula Deen Says It Gets BUTTER

And now, a very special message from Food Network star, and straight up Queen of the Memes, Paula Deen. So true! Also:

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Dolly Parton Apologizes for Gay T-Shirt Incident

We told you in July about the lesbian who was forced to turn her pro-gay marriage t-shirt inside out in order to enter Dollywood’s Splash Country. The situation sucked, the handling of it sucked, but we remained confident that when Dolly herself heard of the shenanigans, there would be hell[…]

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The Man Burns In 38 Days!

52,000 of the most beautiful people in the universe will descend upon the Black Rock Desert in less than a month to build Black Rock City, home of the Burning Man festival, from scratch. What is it exactly? It’s hard to say. It’s a fully functioning city built from nothing[…]

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MN School District’s ‘Don’t Say Gay’ Policy Leads to 7 Student Suicides

Minesota’s Anoka-Hennepin School District calls its sexual orientation policy “neutral”. but there is nothing neutral about preventing teachers from discussing homosexuality with students. The policy of silence, even in the face of out of control bullying against students perceived to be gay or lesbian, has led to no less than[…]

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President Obama, of All People, Should Know That Some Rights Can’t Be Left to the States

In 1961, when Barack Hussein Obama II was born in the brand new State of Hawaii, laws on the books in 22 of the other 49 United States forbade the marriage of his White American mother to his Black Kenyan father. Arizona’s anti-miscegenation law prohibiting marriage between whites and any persons[…]

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Is Sex Addiction Real?

With Anthony Weiner’s dick pics slowly fading into the background, the discussion about healthy sex in our culture remains. Thankfully, this is a national dialogue that could use a little bit of rationality. The United States as a country has a Puritan and generally unhealthy attitude towards sex. But does[…]

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Kiwi Church’s Gay-Dar Vandalized!

A billboard calling attention to homophobia and anti-gay bigotry in the Anglican Church has been vandalized, says a gay-friendly church in Auckland, NZ. St. Matthews-in-the-City had put up a large billboard with a cross pointing to varying levels of gayness – it’s effectively a giant Gay-Dar meter with a religious[…]

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VIDEO: Glee’s Cory Monteith Is Straight But Not Narrow

Conservatives have long criticized Glee for its epic gayness, and that has certainly caused consternation among the many straight males of the world. Or maybe its just that straight dudes have long been uncomfortable around gay dudes, somehow thinking that merely associating with guys who like guys will somehow make[…]

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