Awaken Your Force With This Wookiee Phone Sex Hotline!

Awaken Your Force With This Wookiee Phone Sex Hotline!

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If those Star Wars porn parodies aren’t doing the trick, you can always dial up this Wookiee phone sex hotline and talk to a fun and furry female(?) Wookiee who wants to make nookie.

The makers of the video, Live From Mars, also have Star Wars parody commercials for discount bounty hunters and a greatest hits CD for the Mos Eisley band. Let’s hope they do something with the bromance from the most recent film.

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