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Well this is certainly something, isn’t it? Today’s submission seems to be the reanimated spirit of Dirty Dancing star Patrick Swayze, only you know, as a centaur. And on someone’s arm. At least I think it’s an arm. No matter how you slice it, this one’s a gay blog winner.[…]

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\"awful — “Kick off your horseshoes and DANCE!”

No matter how you slice it, this one’s a gay blog winner. Keep ’em coming, folks!

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Awful Tattoo of the Day: Dirty, Dirty Dancing

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