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Bachmann, Romney, Santorum Sign NOM Pledge to Beat Gay Marriage to Death

On the very same day that the American Psychological Association announced it has unanimously voted to support federal recognition of same-sex marriage – because, hello SCIENCE – the bigots over at the National Organization for Marriage are dancing around waving an idiotic pledge signed by a few of the Republican presidential candidates like a fourth grader who has to pee.

The pledge, signed by Michele Bachmann, Mitt Romney and Rick “frothy mix” Santorum, pledges to use presidential power to basically beat gay marriage to a bloody pulp, scoop it up with one of those doggy poop bags, and then light the bag on fire on GLAAD’s front porch – because, um, cherry-picking religion?

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Shocking, we know.

These candidates and this hateful pledge are a joke and a relic. The majority of the country now favors legalizing same-sex marriage. The Defense of Marriage Act has already been labeled unconstitutional by the Justice Department. Gay marriage in alive and well in D.C., and the city has not fallen into a fiery hellmouth.

Lots and lots of people are gay. Lots and lots of straight people adore and respect the gay people in their lives. Get over it.