Batman Flatters Unicorn Booty With Subliminal Praise

Batman Flatters Unicorn Booty With Subliminal Praise

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Alright, who was it? Director Christopher Nolan? Batman himself, Christian Bale? Who is the Unicorn Booty reader working on the next Batman flick, The Dark Knight Rises?

We’re flattered. Smooch.

(via Doodle of Boredom)

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