We Want WWE Superstar Big E To Be Our New Unicorn Booty Spokesperson!
Here at Unicorn Booty, we’re always on the hunt for the latest in unicorn news. We’re also always on the lookout for groundbreaking booty news, but as a (mostly) work-safe site we don’t necessarily cover every booty that crosses our path. Luckily for us though, there’s Big E. Langston (pictured center above), a professional wrestler who’s seriously invested in unicorns, bootys, and specifically unicorn booties — oh yes. Can we conscript him to be our new mascot… or our spokesperson at least.
Big E is one-third of tag team The New Day (along with Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods), who by all accounts are one of the only fun things happening in the WWE these days. They each call each other “unicorn brethren” and Big E in particular has a penchant for saying the word “booty” and occasionally twerking as a way of dominating and taunting enemies.
On the November 23 episode of WWE Raw, the trio danced around the ring with unicorn heads on sticks. You can even buy one at auction at the WWE site, if you’re quick.
Sorry country music fans but y’all know everything the New Day is saying is right. I’ve never liked Kofi more -BHW pic.twitter.com/Fu9lWWQhCV — The Wrestling Wrealm (@WrestlingWrealm) November 24, 2015
He’s so unicorn-obsessed that here’s an actual recent post from his Instagram feed: