Carlton High School’s Amazing Mandatory Graduation Penis Inspections Memo

Carlton High School’s Amazing Mandatory Graduation Penis Inspections Memo

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A Carlmont High School senior prank (we assume???) has become gay blog gold while the rest of the country is busy memorializing today. I hope nobody reading this recently shaved their testicles. I would hate to see someone be held back a year for something like that.

Also, we simply MUST learn more about this traditional western PASS/FAIL penis grading method. What are the grading criteria? And is this a paying job, or more of a college preparatory internship?

(via Deadspin)

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