Carlton High School’s Amazing Mandatory Graduation Penis Inspections Memo

Carlton High School’s Amazing Mandatory Graduation Penis Inspections Memo

Be first to like this.

A Carlmont High School senior prank (we assume???) has become gay blog gold while the rest of the country is busy memorializing today. I hope nobody reading this recently shaved their testicles. I would hate to see someone be held back a year for something like that.

Also, we simply MUST learn more about this traditional western PASS/FAIL penis grading method. What are the grading criteria? And is this a paying job, or more of a college preparatory internship?

(via Deadspin)

Related Stories

On a Very Special AITA: “Am I Wrong for Putting My Penis in a Jar of Peanut Butter?"
New Gang of Four Tribute Album 'The Problem of Leisure' Honors Punk's Greatest Guitarist
Under the Cover of Night: 10 of America's Most Famous Gay Cruising Spots, Past and Present
Let's Play a Game Called 'Communist Propaganda Posters or Gay Couple's Vacation Pics?'
Quantcast