Charlie Sheen is “Bi-Winning!”
Everyone is going gaga over Charlie Sheen’s apparent spinoff into extraterrestrial spheres, with Facebook updates exploding and Charlie Sheen’s new Twitter account garnering nearly 1 million followers in less than a day.
It’s hard not to watch these interviews. This man is seriously out there, talking about “banging seven gram rocks and finishing them,” and “taking more [drugs] than anyone could survive.”
And how is it that this man is still alive? “Because I’m me. I’m different. I just have a different consitution. I have a different brain, a different heart…I got tiger blood, man. The run I was on made Sinatra, Jagger, Richards, all of ’em, just look like droopy eyed, armless children.”
And the fact that the interview continues onto his two live-in pornstar “goddesses” just takes the cake. Charlie Sheen is officially the wackiest straight person out there! People on YouTube are talking about how he is their “idol,” and we think it is completely f*cked up at how much attention this drug-addled rich dude gets from us media types.
So no more from us – this it! Why? Because us unicorns, we’re just different, man.
And if you love “Barbara Streisand,” you will dig this Sheen remix:
Kevin’s Remix – Charlie Sheen by KROQ