Chicken: “You Gotsta Get All Up In Your Vagina’s Personal Bubble”

Chicken: “You Gotsta Get All Up In Your Vagina’s Personal Bubble”

Written by Kevin Farrell on March 11, 2011
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Oh My Gaaaaawd!

It’s Friday, and let’s be honest. Your boss left for a weekend getaway already. So invite your coworkers over to your cubicle, kick off your shoes and check out these life lessons from America’s tastiest bird. “Chickens Inspired By Motherfucking Extraordinary Chickens” is the best thing to happen to me all day. Or at least since my morning tea.

Sometimes sex education takes a chicken, y’all.

“To make sure that you are STD-free, you gotsta get all up in your vagina’s personal bubble.”

There’s a civil rights lesson up in this chicken flick, too. “Separate but equal is an illusion!” Take that, Maryland.

Are you digging these chickens?

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