Bumble Hooves, Unicorn Dildo
Bumble Hooves, Unicorn Dildo

Company Actually Making New Unicorn Dildo

Here at Unicorn Booty, we are partial to sex. We are also partial to unicorns! So obviously we took note the minute we learned that Bad Dragon — an Arizona company specializing in fantasy sex toys — started producing a silicone unicorn penis. Hello, Professor Bumble Hooves! (link NSFW)

Unicorns are very special creatures, but honestly we had never thought about bottoming for one. What would that be like? Unicorn semen might taste like birthday cake and grant you magical powers, but would that be worth it? What if unicorns are secretly really needy and demanding, and would stop every thirty seconds to look at themselves in the mirror? Unicorn would probably also make you listen to Enigma.

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Bumble Hooves, Unicorn Dildo (click for full version)

Nevertheless, unicorn dick is apparently thick and tapered with a rippled head. It’s also fully customizable and available in five sizes and a whole range of colors including Dashingly Blue and Celestial Harmony. According to the website, Bumble Hooves is “a well-known scholar of every science field under the sun (and astrophysics, too!)” Wow… multi-colored genitals AND a scientist? Maybe the Enigma is worth it!

The site also says, “his shy demeanor might need a little bit of a catalyst to help him past his inability to interact with others outside of an experimental environment.” In other words, Professor Bumble Hooves fits the stereotype of the unexpectedly well-hung nerd. We’re not exactly sure why a replica of the phallus of a mythical creature needs such a detailed bio, but that might be more clear if you’re a Brony, since Bumble Hooves was designed with My Little Pony fetishists in mind; the MLP fetish is totally a well-documented thing.

As with real unicorns, we’ve yet to encounter these disembodied beasts in person. But Bad Dragon has a very active community of fans who post reviews on the Bad Dragon’s forums, and we’ll keep watching to see when the Bumble Hooves reviews start coming in. So far there’s just one person, who gives it a 10/10 on all fronts.

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