Considering the massive popularity of the new augmented-reality mobile game Pokémon Go, it was only a matter of time before people started using the graphic overlay of cute pocket-monsters in humorous sexts. Humans: the species that literally has to stick its genitals into everything.
Last year we discovered the trend of nutscaping (that is, dropping nutsacks into otherwise beautiful landscape photography). So we guess it was only a matter of time…
The porny players are using a Diglett, a mole-like ground Pokémon, to cover up their peens. Makes sense seeing as Digletts are about eight inches long and are, by definition, dirty.
— IG: PeteyPlastic (@PeteyPlastic) July 7, 2016
— Nate (@ndylitalo) July 7, 2016
A wild diglett appeared! pic.twitter.com/i8O9aGuRJT
— Kadir Kirisci (@K2adir) July 7, 2016
Glamour magazine has several more shots and some funny commentary, if you’re game.