bbblt, triple bacon sampler
bbblt, triple bacon sampler

Denny’s Makes America Fatter With Maple Bacon Sundae

bbblt, triple bacon sampler
Because YOU demanded it! (Wait, nobody wants this...)

Grrrrross. For a limited time only (Thank God), Denny’s is celebrating its Baconalia Festival with seven bacon-centric dishes. Think Triple Bacon Sampler, BBBLT, and the Maple Bacon Sundae.

The desert is made with maple flavored syrup, vanilla ice cream, and “a generous sprinkle of our diced hickory-smoked bacon.” Barf.

Denny’s has not published the nutrition information for said bacony treats on its website. While we’re pretty sure this is in violation of some health laws or another, it pales in comparison to the violation of humanity the desert poses.

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We’re a bit scared to ask, but will you be giving the Maple Bacon Sundae a try?