Donald Trump Drinks 12 Diet Cokes Each Day, So Maybe We Don’t Need Impeachment?

Donald Trump Drinks 12 Diet Cokes Each Day, So Maybe We Don’t Need Impeachment?

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As if there weren’t enough reasons to be utterly disgusted by Donald Trump, here’s one more: On Saturday The New York Times reported that our country’s current dictator president consumes a dozen cans of Diet Coke each day. And while we were all well aware that his diet consists largely of McDonalds, Wendy’s and KFC — and has since the primaries — news of this Donald Trump Diet Coke habit could very well contribute to his untimely demise.

The Times reported that Trump actually has a button — yep, a fyugging button — that he uses to summon his staff for one of the dozen cans of phosphoric acid and aspartame he pours down his gullet daily.

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