Donald Trump NOT Running For President

Donald Trump NOT Running For President

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Donald Trump, election 2012, presidentFacing the near total collapse of public support for his potential candidacy (Seriously, homeboy plummeted from 30-something to 5% after President Obama’s All Star Weekend)

Donald Trump says, “I will not be running for president as much as I’d like to.” The crowd cheers. He cites the funds Celebrity Apprentice has raised for charity as a reason to continue the show.

Perhaps he saw his poll numbers?

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