Yes it’s immature and ineffectual, but if you go to Google and do a search for ‘wankpuffin’ you’ll see the President-elect Donald Trump appear in the results. It reminds us of when Google used to present George W. Bush as the top search result for “miserable failure”.
Oh, and for those of you wondering what the hell a ‘wankpuffin’ is…
“Wankpuffin” is a term that trended on Twitter after composer Nick Harvey tweeted his shock that it was his mother’s ISP username. The apparent melding of the British slang “wank,” or masturbate, with “Puffin,” a North Atlantic sea bird, the term was quickly adapted as a pejorative for wankers in general, most notably, Donald Trump.
It’s so nice to have a rhetorical alternative to “twat waffle” and “douche canoe”.