Donald Trump is Now the #1 Google Search Result For ‘Wankpuffin’

Donald Trump is Now the #1 Google Search Result For ‘Wankpuffin’

Be first to like this.

Yes it’s immature and ineffectual, but if you go to Google and do a search for ‘wankpuffin’ you’ll see the President-elect Donald Trump appear in the results. It reminds us of when Google used to present George W. Bush as the top search result for “miserable failure”.

See?

Oh, and for those of you wondering what the hell a ‘wankpuffin’ is…

“Wankpuffin” is a term that trended on Twitter after composer Nick Harvey tweeted his shock that it was his mother’s ISP username. The apparent melding of the British slang “wank,” or masturbate, with “Puffin,” a North Atlantic sea bird, the term was quickly adapted as a pejorative for wankers in general, most notably, Donald Trump.

It’s so nice to have a rhetorical alternative to “twat waffle” and “douche canoe”.

Related Stories

That Time Donald Trump Jr. Discussed His Father's Penis in an Interview
Donald Trump Likes It When Ivanka Calls Him 'Daddy'
Google Sheets Is Officially Doing More to Celebrate Pride Month than Donald Trump
Quantcast