A former Disney sculptor has created a naked Donald Trump troll doll. We really want one as soon as possible.
“This figure is near and dear to me and thankfully it seems to have brought a smile to all sides of the political spectrum,” Chuck Williams writes on his Kickstarter. “The response has taken me a little by surprise! I am very grateful to have made so many people happy with this sculpture.”
“I want to make this figure widely available to everyone around the world that has taken a liking to my caricature sculpture and to do that I need your help to cover the costs of making the production molds and castings as well as the freight costs from the toy factory.”
Williams’ Kickstarter for the project was fully funded in just a few days, meeting his goal of $38,000 quickly. As of publication, $141,232 was raised by 3,183 backers with still 21 days to go.
We’re not sure what our favorite part of the Donald Trump troll doll is: the fact that his hairpiece is removable, his fake tan glow, the micro-penis found under his gut, or the phone in his hands about to be used for some ridiculous Twitter feud with Meryl Streep.
So what are the next steps to getting this Trump troll in the hands of the American people?
“I will cast and finish the resins figures here in my shop as soon as the goal is met and have them on the way to those at that support level. The vinyl figures will be turned around as soon as I can get the factory on board and fulfilling the orders. I allowed a year for this under the Kickstarter protocol but I will do everything I can to make them available in a few months. The art is ready to go and it’s a matter of production of the pieces now.”
Who the fuck would want to fuck that?