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donald trump's penis teaser

Donald Trump Jr. Once Gave an Interview In Which He Ponders the Size of His Father’s Penis

Yes, in case you were wondering, since the campaign of Donald Trump, American politics have been reduced to conversations about porn stars, NDAs and the president’s penis size. But discussion of Donald Trump’s penis goes back even further than June 2015 when Agent Orange’s candidacy was announced. And the president has his own son, Tweedle Dum Donald Trump Jr., to thank for that.

In 2007, Donald Trump Jr. appeared on an episode The Adam Carolla Show, a typically toxic piece of work that on the day in question was recording live from the Playboy Mansion. (That choice of scenery should offer you all the info you need on the quality and taste level of Carolla’s show.) Well, the Huffington Post has unearthed the episode, and it turns out it wasn’t long before the conversation veered towards the most nauseating topic known to modern man: Donald Trump’s penis.

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This guy has thought long and hard about Donald Trump’s penis

Carolla asked Trump Jr., “I got one question, Donald Jr. When you and your pops are in the shower, who’s got the bigger package? You know what I’m saying.”

To which Trump Jr. replied, “You know, and I will get fired for this, but I’m never going to say that I don’t. I will get fired for that. By the way, they’re both pretty substantial I think.”

Yes, Donald Trump Jr. referred to his father’s penis as “pretty substantial.” That’s repulsive.

In addition to discussing now-President Donald Trump’s penis during the interview, conversation on The Adam Carolla Show also veered towards:

  • Having sex with Miss USA contestants,
  • whether he thinks Melania is hot
  • and whether Donald Trump Jr. has ever thought about killing his father for inheritance money.

So, now that you’re thinking about the size of Donald Trump’s penis, who’s ready for lunch?

We’re also pretty sure that Donald Trump Jr. is gonna hate this story. He’s having quite the month, as his wife, Vanessa, recently decided to become his ex-wife.

Do you have any thoughts about Donald Trump’s penis? Sound off in the comments.