Twitter is a weird place. Over the past week, ‘Fellas is it gay…’ has been trending and the results are just as stupidly hilarious as one would think. From abstract theories on breathing in another man’s air to sucking on meaty wieners, also known as hot dogs, men are just dying to know
what makes them gay how to become gayer.
Some people just got very, very gay, in the literal sense.
Y’all is it gay to be gay??? Be honest
— en (@en_jajaja) August 21, 2017
fellas … is it gay to have sex with a man??? i mean… you’re basically having sex with a man… lowkey kinda gay, what y’all think
— duunk (@duunk) August 19, 2017
Someone figured out our Gay Mafia secret of turning ‘straights’ gay with phallic-shaped foods.
fellas, be honest…is it gay to eat hot dogs?? 🌭
— mehr (@piratebaythot) August 10, 2017
I mean, it’s penis-shaped with big, meaty balls. Of course, it’s gay.
Fellas, is it gay to share a meatball sub with a homie?
— El Jeffe (@JTNFiveCities) August 11, 2017
Some guys kept it in-line with current topics.
fellas, is it gay to look at the eclipse?? idk staring at two balls in the sky sounds pretty gay to me😳🤔
— ada (@hyojongist) August 21, 2017
And some dude got rather meta.
fellas? is it gay to be in love with your girlfriend? you in love with someone who is attracted to dudes….
— ty (@seethasigns) August 22, 2017
“Every breath you take, I’ll be watching you” was actually an early gay chant, before Sting stole it from us.
Fellas, is it gay to breathe? Like, that oxygen was once carbon dioxide that was in anothers dudes mouth and lungs
— Symphomatsu (@SymphWave) August 24, 2017
Breathing is actually the gayest. Most queer men don’t even kiss, we just open our mouths and exhale deeply into another man’s mouth. It’s super hot.
Is it gay to breathe? Something about inhaling the air of over three billion men on this planet seems a lil fresh to me lol
— katy meme news (@VlDEOSTARK) August 20, 2017
I mean, the original Gay Pride was April 15th a.k.a. Tax Day, but we were too busy having orgies to get any filing done.
FELLAS is it GAY to help yo homie with FILING HIS TAXES 🤔😳
— a napkin (@spanishtextbook) August 11, 2017
Get on your knees, and wait for Christ to come.
fellas is it gay to pray. i mean you getting on your knees for another man. Just saying
— 5’0 seb (@yaMCMseb) August 15, 2017
And you usually have those pics of hot dudes pressed against your ass, in your back pocket.
Fellas imma ask this one time, is it gay to carry cash?💵😳🤔 you walkin around town with another dude picture in your wallet 😬😂
— Danny Pancake (@dnnnnnnnnn) August 14, 2017
What we in the LGBTQ community like to refer to, as the gay devil’s threeway.
fellas is it gay to put peanut butter on both sides of your peanut butter and jelly
— quoth the raven (@snake_lively) August 14, 2017
fellas… is it gay to take out the trash? i mean men are trash so you basically taking out another man
— state color (@arizonablueme) August 20, 2017
Clouds are made from rainbows and evaporated lube, so not even 100 “no homos” could keep you straight.
Fellas, is it gay 2 find the afternoon sky particularly beautiful today? Would calling cloud formations “whimsical” warrant a no homo? 🤔 lmk
— Pernil Armstrong (@ThatJuanReyes) August 24, 2017
The only thing that buying it from a dude will insure, is a night of hot, sweaty, man-on-man sex.
fellas is it gay to buy car insurance from a dude?
— Parris 🐹 (@Velociroux) August 13, 2017
100% GAY, YES.
fellas….is it gay to exist?
— william (@verychilldude) August 21, 2017