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This Frankenstein Gay Porn Parody Will Get You Ready for Halloween in No Time

The Frankenstein gay porn parody you never knew you needed is finally here. The first scene from Hot House’s Dark Matter is out today, and it only leaves us wanting more.

The premise for the parody reads:

Sexual creation takes a new twist as Skyy Knox brings his fantasy hunk, Tyler Roberts, to reality from under a black blanket amid a scurry of smoke and fury. Skyy’s new creation mimics everything he does in mirror image from waving to kissing to removing their masks. It soon becomes clear, though, that Skyy can’t control the horny hunk when he shows that he has a mind of his own with satisfying his sexual urges.

Summer isn’t even over yet and we’re already celebrating Halloween with monster cocks and monster movies! But the video does make us wonder: Did the real Frankenstein have a penis? And was he able to use it?

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One commenter on Str8UpGayPorn’s post suggested, “Watching the old black and white films I often (as a young chap) wondered if the creature had a dick and if it was huge and had stitches round it.”

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But because the internet is weird, Frankenstein’s penis actually does exist: in dildo form. The good people over at Fleshlight have created a replica in case you ever wanted to get jolted from behind. Basically, this is what you need if your deepest desire is to be the Bottom of Frankenstein.

The description of the Frankenstein dildo reads:

There is only one monster this massive creation can belong to. Made with the highest quality, platinum cured silicone in extreme detail by Fleshlight®, you can now see for yourself why they call it Frankenstein’s “monster.” Length from base to tip: 11″ including balls. Insertable length: 10″ excluding balls. Circumference at base of shaft: 6.25″.

What’s the next horror-tastic gay porn parody for this Halloween season? The Cock Ring, where a dom top crawls out of the television set? Or maybe The Daddy, in which archaeologists dig up the embalmed bodies of sugar daddies from Walt Whitman to Liberace.

Honestly, anything is possible.

For more info on the Frankenstein gay porn parody (link NSFW), head here.

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