These ‘Game of Thrones’ Sex Toys Will Up Your Sexy Westerosi Role-Play
In 2014, Men.com came out with an eight-part Game of Thrones gay porn parody entitled, Gay of Thrones (NSFW) — not to be confused with the hilarious Gay of Thrones recaps hosted by hair stylist Jonathan Van Ness. The porn parody was actually semi-decent and featured costumes, genuine attempts at acting and sets that somewhat resembled the settings of the HBO fantasy series.
But if Gay of Thrones wasn’t enough to fulfill your violent, dragon-filled fantasies, perhaps you’ll consider purchasing the Game of Moans dildo. It’s shaped like Jon Snow’s sword (“Longclaw”) — complete with a hilt shaped like a wolf’s head with red glimmering eyes. It has 6.5 inches of insertable length, is only four-inches around and costs $110.
Considering buying it for a kinky Game of Thrones fan if your other sexual gift ideas just don’t seem imaginative enough.
There are other Game of Thrones sex toys, too
Between all its sex scenes, bisexual characters and hunky actors who occasionally get naked, Game of Thrones has proven a real turn-on…. that is, when characters aren’t busy being betrayed, poisoned or incinerated by dragons.
So it’s no surprise that the Game of Moans “Long Shaft” sword is only one of several Game of Thrones sex toys. There are apparently also dragon egg bullet vibrators made to look like Daenerys Targaryen’s dragon eggs from Season 1, a wolf-tail buttplug for some frisky Direwolf action and (most impressively) the Game of Bones rubber throne made of 200 black dildos.
Here’s a video of the “Game of Bones” rubber dildo throne:
Of course, you could always decide not to buy any of these products above and just fool around in a cave like some kind of Wildlings. If it’s good enough for Jon Snow, it’s good enough for you.