gay cake

Weirdo Pastor Claims Magic Cake Turned Gay Man Straight (Video)

A right-wing pastor told his followers that a gay bar owner had been turned heterosexual by a magic prayer cake baked by a Christian homophobe.

Pastor Lance Wallnau, streaming on Periscope, told a tale supposedly experienced by a female fan. The woman claimed she knew of a bar frequented by “hookers.” That bar had an anti-Christian, gay owner.

But the woman had an idea. She baked a cake and anointed it with prayers, then gave it to the bar owner. The unsuspecting gay man ate the cake, and by “the power of God” he was turned into a heterosexual Christian.

Wallnau prefaces his story with, “This is crazy.” We agree! We thought Christians really didn’t want to bake cakes for the gays.

It’s obviously a ridiculous story, but giving gay people cakes to try to turn them straight is way better than electroshock or psychological torture, so we’ll take it.


(Header image via Dan DeLuca)