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Here’s a little pick me up for all you guys out there — Orlando Bloom went out paddleboarding with his girlfriend Katy Perry… awww. Not just that, but nude paddleboarding, at least on Bloom’s part! Amazing! Well, technically, Bloom was the only one who was nude — Perry’s in a bikini — but hey, we’ll take it!
The Lord of the Rings and Pirates of the Caribbean star was on holiday in Italy with his new love. The two met this January at the Golden Globes.
Of course, social media was abuzz with all sorts of great dick jokes when the pictures first came out.
when u find out why Orlando Bloom is trending pic.twitter.com/RGvwJLLWlo
— ✞ michael ✞ (@fieriwap) August 4, 2016
My favorite actor is Orlando Bloom.
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) August 4, 2016
Good to see that Orlando Bloom isn't third legolas . . .
— Mrs Stephen Fry (@MrsStephenFry) August 4, 2016
My big fear about this Orlando Bloom thing is that Swift and Hiddleston feel the need to raise their game
— Anita Singh (@anitathetweeter) August 4, 2016
-check out Orlando Bloom photo
-think, "Wow. He's not even erect yet"
-realize I focused on the word "yet"
-learn a little about myself
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) August 4, 2016
"Why does Orlando Bloom trend?"
"… OH" pic.twitter.com/3iO7N6ts8d
— Sandy (@CigdemSandy) August 4, 2016
if i had a body like orlando bloom i'd be naked on a paddle board every day of the week!
— matt nathanson (@mattnathanson) August 4, 2016