Gays Are Using Nazi Mind Control on Christians, Says Far-Right Aussie Politician
Gays Are Using Nazi Mind Control on Christians, Says Far-Right Aussie Politician

Gays Are Using Nazi Mind Control on Christians, Says Far-Right Aussie Politician

Michelle Meyers of Australia’s extreme right-wing One Nation party thinks that gays are using Nazi mind control techniques to get Christians to accept same-sex marriage.

Meyers is One Nation’s candidate for Bateman, Australia. Last November, she took to Facebook to write a bizarre post about why so many Christian churches are beginning to accept marriage equality. Her explanation? Nazi/Soviet mind control, obviously.

In a Facebook post screencapped by Out in Perth, Meyers wrote:

“It’s a carefully contrived but disingenuous mind control program, melded together by two Norwegian homosexuals who graduated from Harvard… Utilising many of the strategies developed by the Soviets and then the Nazis, they have gone on to apply and perfect these principles so as to make them universal in their application—but with devastating results considering the counterproductive nature of such “unions.”

(via Out in Perth)

Sure! We all know that Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union were super pro-LGBTQ (lol no). But we’re trying to figure out what these Christian-manipulating gay mind control techniques are exactly. Here’s what we came up with:

  • Pulsing dance music: perfect for hiding backwards-masked subliminal messages
  • Glitter: for hypnosis (like a watch)
  • Rewriting Genesis 9:17 to insert a positive reference to rainbows
  • The most recent season of Drag Race (it’s really, really good)

 

Of course, there are alternate theories. It could be that churches are evolving to reflect the social attitudes of their times (as they tend to do, slightly, eventually), or that Christians are finally learning to truly embrace Christ’s message of love.

But nah it’s probably Nazi mind control.