Well, this is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life. And this is coming from someone who watched the Grey’s Anatomy musical episode, so that’s really saying something. There’s really nothing clever about Shirley Phelps’ bizarro world NOH8 spoof here, and I honestly get a little giggle out of the fact that it took them over a year to brainstorm up this satire.
I take umbrage with the young children the WBC covers in hateful face-paint, but to be fair, FckH8 did it first last year. While it’s chilling to see tots warning you that God hates fags, FckH8 didn’t exactly do us any favors with their adorable kids cussing up a storm last year.
“Two fags cannot be one flesh,” eh? In what sense? Because there’s no vagina in the equation? Because I can tell you from personal experience that I have gone all “one flesh” on a number of devastatingly attractive men in my day.
“How do you even have a concept of right and wrong if God’s hate is not written on your heart?” Seriously? Well, kindergarten got me off to a great start, what with the sharing means caring, and whatnot. And then my wonderful foster mother pretty much took it from there. Oh, and there’s also the fact that I am an autonomous non-robot capable of making my own decisions. I don’t need the threat of hell or the promise of heaven to negotiate my behavior and determine how to treat others. It’s called not being an asshole. Give it a shot sometime.
Oh, but what’s that you say? “Hell is not a lovetap. It’s the bitchslap of the hate of God.” I just…I mean…Don’t you…
And then I realize that I am trying to approach this ridiculous video with common sense. Check your premises, self. These people are loony tunes. Have fun with your hate and your weird bloody photoshop video. We’ll be sipping cocktails and doing “one-flesh” fieldwork.
What do you think of GodH8s?
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