Hillary Clinton will emerge from the forest with her husband Bill to attend Donald “Fuckface Von Clownstick” Trump’s presidential inauguration, according to New York Magazine. George W. Bush and Jimmy Carter will also be there.
New York‘s sources said that the Clintons decided to attend the inauguration “out of a sense of duty and respect for the American democratic process.” Uh, maybe the guy who threatened to throw you in prison doesn’t really deserve your respect?
Read more stories by just signing up
or Download the App to read the latest stories