Here’s What We Stuck Up Our Butts in 2016
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The sports blog Deadspin continued their annual holiday tradition of looking through the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits to see what weird objects people inserted into their holes over the last year. While you should check out their entire list, here’s what people put into their butts (we included the objects that made us cringe the least anyways):
If that horrible “One Guy, One Jar” video taught us anything, it’s that you should only put retrievable sex toys in your butt—anything else is just asking for trouble.