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“I’ve talked to the police and they say it’s cool.” Oh. My. God. Welcome to Herrrmerrn’s School of French Kissing for Dogs! Learn The ‘Stache Tickler, The Gentleman, The Full Schnauzer and…well, for legal reasons it’s probably best that you don’t learn the Gutterrr Perrrverrrt. Whoa.

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“I’ve talked to the police and they say it’s cool.” Oh. My. God.

Welcome to Herrrmerrn’s School of French Kissing for Dogs!

Learn The ‘Stache Tickler, The Gentleman, The Full Schnauzer and…well, for legal reasons it’s probably best that you don’t learn the Gutterrr Perrrverrrt.

Whoa.

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