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Written by Kevin Farrell on April 23, 2011

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UB reader Noah introduced us to his aptly titled project, Gay Captions, in which he partners…well, gay captions with deliciously unexpected old-timey illustrations. Some of our favorites posted below!

gay blog, gay news, gay friendly, — Guests were soon to arrive but for the life of her, Mrs. Lagore could not figure out what lesbians ate for dinner.

gay blog, gay news, gay friendly — After seeing Cindy with his man during lunch hour, Randall had half a mind to trip her as she walked through his London bridge.

gay blog, gay news, gay friendly — "No homo."

gay blog, gay news, gay friendly — Martin incorrectly surmised that the other boys would stop making fun of him once they saw him on his new dragon broom.

gay blog, gay news, gay friendly — “Hey Gordon, just so you know, nobody is buying this.”

gay blog, gay news, gay friendly — “Oh I know, totally! I had no idea you were gay when I first met you either. BTW, sweet cloak… SO Willy Wonka.”

gay blog, gay news, gay friendly — Had it really been 20 years? Everything still reminded Bernadette of Louisa. Even the double beehives.

gay blog, gay news, gay friendly — Bob insisted his signature cut, the Bob, would get Darcy laid at the harvest festival this year.

gay blog, gay news, gay friendly — Even the chickens were disgusted by Charlie’s porn stash.

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