horny holiday presents
horny holiday presents

Gift Guide 2017: 10 Horny Holiday Presents for the Pervert in Your Life

The holiday season has come upon all of us once more, and we’re sure you know a few naughty boys looking to jingle some bells and stuff some stockings. So here’s a list of 10 horny holiday presents you can buy for some humpy holiday cheer. (And if you need additional ideas, head here for last year’s suggestions.)

Check out our horny holiday presents, a gift guide for the pervert in your life:

 

1. Wrestling Singlet

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Whether your pal enjoys erotic wrestling or just looking like a jock, many gay retailers offer a variety of fun and sexy singlets. This one, the R60 Galaxy Singlet by N2N, is made with White Party in mind, and those sheer side panels are sure to get you some action in the desert heat of Palm Springs come April. $46 (currently on sale for $30)

2. Hex Condoms

Many guys don’t like condoms because of the reduced sensitivity they offer, but the HEX condom claims to be the thinnest condom ever, made of an interior webbed design of 350 hexagons that help keep the condom in place while providing extra stimulation to the wearer. Its latex is also made of graphene, a thin, durable material that can withstand a needle prick and conduct heat through its super-thin sheen. They come in boxes of 36. $35

 

3. Combo Sex Toy Cleaner and Lubricant

When it comes to sex toys, cleanliness is next to horniness. This dual set of lube and toy cleaner helps you enjoy your assorted dildos and jerk-off devices and then also clean them off when playtime is over. Plus their attractive circular form makes them easy to keep together and stow away in a bedside drawer. $17

 

4. A Trip to the Local Bathhouse

Sadly, many local bathhouses don’t offer actual gift cards. (Believe us, we called around.) But you can still give your pal an envelope filled with cash or a prepaid Visa card inviting them to check into a local sauna. Individual locker fees are cheapest while private rooms will cost more, depending on their size and amenities. You can also suggest a good theme or event night for you pal to go on. $21–$50

5. XXX Gay Sex Coloring Book

Last year, artist Nathan Rappaport made Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me, an erotic coloring book depicting guys having group sex alongside lyrics of heartbreak by singer-songwriters including Tori Amos, Annie Lennox and Prince. He created the book to help him get over a breakup, but its heavy linen cardstock and single-sided pages make it ideal for slutty relaxation and home decoration. $20

 

6. Aneros Prostate Stimulator

From harder orgasms to enhanced anal pleasure, there are a lot of good reasons to experiment with prostate massage. And Aneros makes a wide (and slim) variety of massagers for beginners and veterans alike. They’re available in different shapes, sizes, materials and even vibrating models. $70–$140

 

7. Under-the-Bed Restraints

Anyone who has ever been curious about BDSM play might want to start with these restraints. Their straps, which connect under the mattress, are fuzzy and velcro for comfort and safety. While the restraints can be tight, a person can also break out of them if they need to — perfect for building trust and lust. $19

8. OraQuick Home HIV Testing Kit

If you have a friend who likes to play but is reluctant or too busy to visit the clinic for testing, offer a helping hand with a private at-home HIV testing kit. It’s FDA-approved, comes with step-by-step instructions, takes 20-minutes and comes with an information booklet and a 24/7/365 hotline to call, whatever your results. $40

 

9. Raging Stallion Porn Membership

There’s no better way to support the gay porn industry than by actually paying for its product. Sign your pal up for a three-day pass or for three months of non-stop access to Raging Stallion, one of the most racially diverse and hottest gay porn studios around. A membership also gets you access to Monster Bang, Hard Friction, High Octane and Hairy Boyz, with over 1,700 videos and multiple weekly updates. $5–$50

10. The Ethical Slut

If your friend is a dedicated, lifelong slut who wants to learn more about how to get dick without acting like one, this book, The Ethical Slut: A Practical Guide to Polyamory, Open Relationships and Other Freedoms in Sex and Love, is a must-read. It has invaluable advice on how to navigate multiple boyfriends, friends with benefits and open relationships. It even covers things like sexually transmitted infections, communication, bisexuality, dating and jealousy. $15

 

Featured image courtesy of Raging Stallion