JeanPants Underwear (The Horror!)

JeanPants Underwear (The Horror!)

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From the same gay blog that introduced you to the CString comes the latest in wildly unattractive and inappropriate undergarments! Meet JeanPants Underwear, the denim briefs you’ve just got to (never) have!

From the designer:

The tight and chic JeanPants from local clothes brand CUW are pert, durable and oozing zeitgeist appeal. Although likely to be more popular with men the designers also say women are welcome to enjoy the style too. For sure, the “worn” denim look is all the rage in Tokyo at the moment, and this underwear adds innovation to that trend by transposing jeans fashion to your briefs.

I mean, why should we neglect our underwear and only think about regular pants all the time? You can say so much about yourself with your choice of underwear, plus give yourself more confidence and panache, knowing that what you are wearing underneath is also original and funky. Available in two sizes, this underwear does the hard work for you: Now you just have to decide what to wear on top!

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Oh. My. God. Yes. And by yes, I mean, Noooooooo! Pert and oozing are not words I would use to describe underwear. Perhaps the contents within though?

Would you wear JeanPants Underwear?

Via Japan Trend Shop

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