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Justin Bieber sex doll 04

Behold the Elusive Justin Bieber Sex Doll That Looks Nothing at All Like Him

The internet is abuzz right now with reports of a Justin Bieber sex doll being sold on a Chinese eBay-style website called AliExpress — except that none of the websites reporting on the doll have actually linked to it, and the doll doesn’t seem to resemble the 23-year-old singer in the least. So what the heck is all the fuss about?

The 5-foot-2-inch doll reportedly costs $1,340, with a description that reads, “This sex doll is made from the most advanced medical thermoplastic elastomer material (TPE) with a full metal skeleton. It can flexibly do all sorts of different sexy poses.”

Buyers can reportedly customize the doll’s skin and hair color which would make him look even less like Bieber than he already does(n’t). You can reportedly also choose the doll’s penis size (from seven to nine inches).

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The seemingly non-existent description also reportedly reads, “This sex doll’s pretty face is sculptured by an experienced sculptor.”

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This is the so-called Justin Bieber sex doll

But let’s be clear, the so-called Justin Bieber sex doll doesn’t look at all like him (unless you’re really drunk and it’s dark). At best, it kind of resembles a less attractive version of gay porn star Brent Corrigan, Chace Crawford or maybe a circa-1989 Keanu Reeves from Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure.

Notice the resemblance between 1989 Keanu Reeves and the 2017 Justin Bieber sex doll?

The doll is simultaneously scarier, less hairy, more muscular and somehow less attractive than the actual Justin Bieber.

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Of course, sex dolls are nothing new. In March 2017, a California company called Sinthetics announced their manufacturing of male sex dolls that can cost more than $6,750 (depending on whether or not you want it to look like Justin Bieber or Keanu Reeves).

 

Featured image via Justin Bieber’s Instagram