If there’s one thing you can always count on, it’s gay Twitter’s swift (and often hilarious) responses to LGBTQ news. Yesterday, Ken Ham, owner of multiple Christian enterprises, tweeted about reclaiming the rainbow from the queer community for the sake of God— and gay Twitter hasn’t been the same since.
Ham’s tweet was in reference to Kentucky’s Ark Encounter, a Christian Fundamentalist theme park which boasts a life-size replica of Noah’s Ark. The Ark is now permanently lit with the colors of the
rainbow Pride Flag, “so all can see God’s rainbow,” whatever the hell that is.
Ham has made similar claims in the past, denouncing the LGBTQ community, and our apparent ‘theft’ of the rainbow from God’s hands. Although it is pretty ironic for Ham to be passing judgment on morals since he recently sold his company as a scheme to avoid paying taxes. We’re pretty sure there’s some Commandment breaking going on there. But let’s be frank, the Ark looks more like a chic spot for Noah to bring home some hot, young Hornet date for a quick romp in the sheets than any kind of religious statement. Jokes on you, Ken.
Here are Ken Ham’s original tweets about Kentucky’s Ark Encounter:
— Ken Ham (@aigkenham) July 18, 2017
— Ken Ham (@aigkenham) July 18, 2017
And here is gay Twitter jumping in to save the day:
God looking down: YAAAAAAAASSSS KWEEN! SLAY IN MY NAME, BITCH! I DID–WHAT?! THAT!! *death drops* ? https://t.co/76jI9lHtNJ
— Mark Sundstrom (@106th) July 20, 2017
The hottest gay club in Kentucky is The Ark. It has everything, dinosaurs, closeted politicians, and an environment free of climate change. https://t.co/Pa3TluwbrY
— Calvin (@calvinstowell) July 20, 2017
no the boat is gay https://t.co/d0VotDaF0k
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) July 20, 2017
?????? Let’s all start having our big gay weddings on this big gay boat!!! ?????? https://t.co/btBXJheBEu
— Matthew D’Ambrosio™ (@drmattdambrosio) July 20, 2017
Gay Ark is the only thing keeping me going https://t.co/kuUbWrPzA2
— Bry (@sci3nce_dad) July 20, 2017
Sorry, Ken, you can’t put that toothpaste back in the tube. That’s a gay ark now. And Noah is a Friend of Dorothy. https://t.co/gfmXK840Nc
— Bill Harnsberger (@BillinPortland) July 20, 2017
Your boat is gay as hell and God ain’t mad about it. ?? https://t.co/RnViZ6yUbU
— Emily Andras (@emtothea) July 20, 2017
?The Loooooooooooooooooooove Boat!* ?
* Platonic Love included. Aros are welcome on the Queer Rainbow Ark. ? https://t.co/b3vs1VsWvM
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 20, 2017
When God says “okay, I change my mind, only queer folks in the ark this time” this is what I imagine seeing https://t.co/dFFAdci4Su
— chelsea smith (@chelseabeth11) July 20, 2017
The queer community accepts your offer of this gay boat. We appreciate your support. https://t.co/HXoGkF2lMe
— knife emoji (@ICVRXS) July 20, 2017
omg this queerphobic-seeming guy is real excited about the world’s first openly queer boat https://t.co/SjAcmTPNqN
— Mark O’Brien (@mobrienbooks) July 20, 2017
We turned the Babadook into a gay icon, we can obviously convert a boat.
— Justin (@gnomegineer) July 20, 2017
The big gay boat, is fantastic.
Once this ark thing is shut down…this will make an amazing gay bar.
Call it 2 bi 2 https://t.co/tqA5aItSHe
— Ya know, Resist (@AliciLee) July 20, 2017
EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS GIANT GAY BOAT, IT’S AWESOME.
It’s both the biggest gay thing, and also the gayest boat I’ve ever seen. Well done! https://t.co/ZoamY53HZS
— Chris Evans’ Beard (@EvansBeard) July 20, 2017
Sorry but your boat’s gay now, I don’t make the rules. https://t.co/GM9vu4UXFQ
— Madeleine Field (@MaddieField) July 20, 2017
What a wonderful gay pride boat https://t.co/yodHOqcWdT
— Jerome Sparklingwine (@LikeAHawkStar) July 20, 2017