Trump’s In-Laws Want to Add a Giant Demonic Dildo to the Manhattan Skyline

Trump’s In-Laws Want to Add a Giant Demonic Dildo to the Manhattan Skyline

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Charles Kushner, father of President Trump’s son-in-law, wants to build a skyscraper at 666 5th Avenue in Manhattan that looks a bit like a dildo.

via Zaha Hadid Architects/Kushner Companies

Yes, it’s real. And yes, it is actually at number 666, though the developers plan to call the building “660 Fifth Avenue” and hope no one will know the difference. Alternative addresses!

But for real though. Look at this thing. It 100% looks like a sex toy. It screams overcompensation.

The building is supposed to be 1400 feet tall and contain shops, a hotel and some very expensive condos.

Alas, the Wall Street Journal reports, Trump’s presidency makes things a little more complicated. Kushner’s proximity to the office of the presidency raises some major conflicts of interest that could scare away Chinese investors.

Charles Kushner has had some trouble with the law before (he was sentenced two years in a federal prison for tax fraud, illegal campaign donations and tampering with a witness). So he should probably try to keep his nose clean.

But with the GOP’s plan to kill the EPA, we’re sure that Trump’s clan will find plenty of other ways to fuck the sky.

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