You know we love you / Please don’t be scared / We look just like you / Got the same hair / There’s just one thing / That’s not the same / It’s that you’re called Justin / And my name is Lorraine.
Yes! Yes! An entire solar system of yes!
Except for the unsettling part about using strap-ons to bonk Bieber’s underage fans. That part was just…no.
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