Lohan, Alba, Johansson, Biel: Hottie Body Humpilates!

Lohan, Alba, Johansson, Biel: Hottie Body Humpilates!

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Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel, Lindsay Lohan, Minka Kelly, Jessica Alba, Sofia Vergara, Eva Longoria, Kelly Ripa, and Emily Blunt all have one thing in common. They’ve all dated Justin Timberlake.

Wait, that’s not right. That’s just Johansson and Biel.

They all used to be disgustingly obese hippopotamuses that nobody could ever love. That is, until they discovered Jimmy K’s Hottie Body Hump Club.

Admittedly, the Lohan and Alba segments are a snooze, but the rest of these fine ladies had us humping while we typed this very post. Get to humping watching!

Which starlet humps best? Our money is on Jessica Biel for the win!

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