Michele Bachmann’s Gay Lovers Speak Out
Three of Michele Bachmann‘s past lesbian lovers lay down the dirty talk on how they got the Tea Party leader “with the bone structure of a fucking Disney princess” into the sack. Cheyenne, “B”, and Carrie will never forget the day they first bit from forbidden Bachmann fruit.
Flapjacks. Skip to my loo. Mississippi Mow-down. G.I. Jane Jumps. Fry the jack, Flip the jack, Jack the jack. Jumprope Jimmy. Peel ‘n Fly. Tucker-me-out Tickle. Squid versus Whale. Water wink. Peel the Gap. Shuffleboard. Waterboarding.
Michele Bachmann is into some freaky shit!
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