Three of Michele Bachmann‘s past lesbian lovers lay down the dirty talk on how they got the Tea Party leader “with the bone structure of a fucking Disney princess” into the sack. Cheyenne, “B”, and Carrie will never forget the day they first bit from forbidden Bachmann fruit.
Flapjacks. Skip to my loo. Mississippi Mow-down. G.I. Jane Jumps. Fry the jack, Flip the jack, Jack the jack. Jumprope Jimmy. Peel ‘n Fly. Tucker-me-out Tickle. Squid versus Whale. Water wink. Peel the Gap. Shuffleboard. Waterboarding.
Michele Bachmann is into some freaky shit!
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