National Organization For Marriage On Anal Sex: Yucky

National Organization For Marriage On Anal Sex: Yucky

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Hate Group, The National Organization For Marriage’s Anal Coresspondent Maggie Gallagher reveals in a new column that real feminists don’t have anal sex.

Gallagher tells Real Clear Politics:

“Anal sex is painful, unsanitary, unsatisfying for women, and creates unique risks for serious physical diseases (if you doubt me, go read the Wikipedia entry on the subject) because the anus is not designed for sexual intercourse, increasing the risk of torn flesh and the intermingling of bodily fluids — blood, semen, fecal matter — that can spread an astonishing variety of diseases. The female partner is far more at risk than the man in these encounters. This should be a feminist issue. But women are doing it to please their boyfriends. Because we have created a sexual culture that empowers young males (even as it stunts their incentives to grow to become successful, confident and happy family men) and disempowers women.”

Oh Maggie! You so crazy!

But in all seriousness, we here at Unicorn Booty imagine that REAL Feminists don’t dictate how other women (or men for that matter) should use their bodies.

We’re a bit embarrassed to ask, but, um, do YOU enjoy anal sex?

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