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New STD Causes Color Blindness

Oh great. As if bottoming wasn’t already hard enough, the National Institute of Health reported today about Gonokakhackus, a new sexually-transmitted disease believed to cause color blindness in infected individuals. Gonokakhackus is transmitted by unprotected sex with clowns…

… clowns like us.