Now Even Gay Men Can Enjoy Pussy, the Natural Energy Drink

Now Even Gay Men Can Enjoy Pussy, the Natural Energy Drink

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Anyone care for some Pussy?

From the manufacturer:

Pussy is unique. It is made with a blend of fresh white grape juice from Southern Italy, pressed Mexican limes and lightly carbonated water. These are then mixed with Grenadilla and Lychee flavours, infused with six selected botanical herbs.

Pussy is the first truly premium energy drink. We have sourced the best ingredients to create a great taste and a natural lift.

Pussy is spontaneous, entertaining, optimistic and fun. It’s a starting point. A moment when something happens and when things begin – Pussy starts conversations. It believes in having a good time as often as possible.

We believe in challenging the consensus – and moving things forward. Pussy is about natural energy, it’s irreverent, sophisticated and a pleasure to drink. Pussy is NOT about being serious, chemical energy, having a corporate attitude or being predictable.

No, no, of course not. Pussy is NOT about being serious. And yet, someone seriously thought it was a good idea to name an energy drink Pussy.

Pussy is certainly an attention grabbing name. I’m just not sure it has legs.

Ba dum dum ching!

Would you drink Pussy?

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