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Middlesbrough, soccer, football, team, Adam Clayton, briefs, testicle, scrotum, censored

NSFW: Nutty Soccer Player Drops Left Ball into Team Lockerroom Pic

In April, when the Spanish soccer team Real Madrid won a 2-1 victory over Barcelona, the entire team got together for a celebratory locker room photo, the highlight of which was seeing muscleclad Cristiano Ronaldo in briefs — excellent!

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So when English soccer team Middlesbrough won a 2-1 victory over Sunderland, the team took a similar shot with player Adam Clayton in his briefs, except with something hanging out. If you look closely below, you’ll see what we mean…

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So, just to be clear, there is no way that Clayton’s left testicle just “accidentally” popped out of his briefs; that almost never happens unless you’re wearing really loose undies or have ridiculously pendulous balls. In fact, the fact that Adam Forshaw is directly pointing at Clayton’s scrotum pretty much squashes any possibility of it being anything other than deliberate. Well good job, Clayton’s berries — you got some press. Consider this a score.