Olympics Prepares For Onslaught Of Athletic Sex At Rio Summer Games

Olympics Prepares For Onslaught Of Athletic Sex At Rio Summer Games

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Why we’re covering this: We like sex, sports and preventing the spread of STIs and HIV. We like them so much, that if they combined all three into an Olympic event, we’d watch the hell out of it.

It’s a widely known fact that international athletes hook-up like crazy at the Olympics; the very thought of all those tight, muscular bodies writhing in  humping sessions gets us downright musky.


We’re not the only ones thinking about all that athletic sex. The International Olympic Committee (IOC) is apparently thinking about it too as they’ve recently ordered 450,000 condoms for distribution at this summer’s Rio de Janeiro Olympics — that’s triple the amount ordered for the 2012 London Games. Maybe England’s gloomy weather and greasy food made fewer people want to fuck? It’s also enough condoms to let each individual athletes have sex 84 times.

The coolest part — outside of the fact that the IOC helps athletes get laid — is that for the first time ever, they’ve ordered 100,000 female condoms — female empowerment! They’ve also ordered 175,000 packets of lube and you know some of those are gonna be used for LGBT hookups (even though there are usually very few openly LGBT Olympic athletes at any of the games). Considering that Brazil is suffering from a sexually transmittable Zika virus outbreak, the condoms will help there too.

Helping athletes fuck serves the Olympics’ goal of bringing countries together in a very literal and sweaty way. Plus, getting laid is probably a nice consolation prize for the thousands of athletes who never medal.

(featured image via rocket9036)

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