Pat Robertson Wants ‘Filthy Things’ Done To Him Right Now

Pat Robertson Wants ‘Filthy Things’ Done To Him Right Now

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This Wednesday, Pat Robertson — the creepy, Christianist host of The 700 Club — prayed to cleanse a former lesbian of all the “filthy things” she’s done. Filthy, filthy things… so dirty.

His prayer sounded really porny, so we cut out all the fluff and got right to its (Jesus) heart with a bigot remix above. Now his testimony is much shorter and super honest! Add a musical track and we’d have a dance hit — praise the lord!

By the way, Roberston also thinks gays want to destroy freedom and force people into beastiality — cripes! He has a dirtier imagination than most of us!

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