This Wednesday, Pat Robertson — the creepy, Christianist host of The 700 Club — prayed to cleanse a former lesbian of all the “filthy things” she’s done. Filthy, filthy things… so dirty.
His prayer sounded really porny, so we cut out all the fluff and got right to its (Jesus) heart with a bigot remix above. Now his testimony is much shorter and super honest! Add a musical track and we’d have a dance hit — praise the lord!