Pence gay sex comic 01, Mike Pence
Pence gay sex comic 01, Mike Pence

Here’s a Comic Depicting Homophobic Veep Mike Pence in a Gay Sex Orgy

You might already know this, but U.S. Vice President Mike Pence is a creepy homophobe. In addition to his record of opposing LGBTQ rights and allegedly wanting to “hang all gay people,” he also calls his wife “mother” and refuses to eat alone with other women. Gay comedian Bill Eichner thinks Pence might be a closeted gay man and apparently so do the artists behind UnPresidential, an upcoming graphic novel that depicts Pence in an ominous gay orgy. Yep, there’s now a Pence gay sex comic, and we’ve got the proof below.

 

UnPresidential is a unbelievably dark political satire

The plot of UnPresidential is as bonkers as the orgy itself. It’s a blistering political satire in which U.S. President Donald Trump disappears after issuing a tweet. A “little-known loophole in the U.S. Constitution” then results in North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un winning a special election to replace Trump.

“But wait a minute!” you might think. “Isn’t the Vice President supposed to take over for the President if he goes missing, followed by the Speaker of the House and a bunch of others, like the President’s cabinet secretaries?”

You’re right — and you were apparently paying attention in government class — but here’s where Pence’s diabolical gay orgy comes in. According to an election official shown at the beginning of UnPresidential:

After President Trump mysteriously disappeared, every single Republican in the line of succession thought it would be a great idea to go on a cruise in the Russian Sea together. They played an innocent game of Truth or Dare that turned very dark very quickly.”

 

Here’s the scandalous (and somewhat redacted) page from UnPresidented:

Pence gay sex comic 02, Mike Pence 03, Un-Presidented

Pence has appeared in gay sex fantasies before

Naturally, the Pence gay sex comic isn’t the first gay erotica featuring the Veep. In fact, such tales seem a common way to skewer the Vice President for his homophobia. In one such erotic tale, entitled “Donald Hump; The Greatest Male Stripper Ever”, Donald sexually assaults Pence.

In another, entitled “The Straw Man” by author Jessica Freely, the narrator begins by asking, “You ever notice how the most virulently anti-gay leaders always seem to wind up in bed with male prostitutes?” The tale, told by a homophobic preacher, then recounts his sexual encounter with Pence in the toilet of a Sbarro’s pizzeria. “Pence is alternately conflicted and aroused,” reports Rolling Stone.

Yet another story, entitled “Light Treason”, has Trump telling Pence, “Gay sex may be a sin, but I bet your wrinkled old balls feel huge in my tiny hands.”

Yikes.

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