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PICS: The Unicorn Booty Guide To Deceptive Sex Toys NSFW

PICS: The Unicorn Booty Guide To Deceptive Sex Toys

Written by Matt Keeley on December 19, 2015
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Recently, an Alabama Walmart accidentally stocked their gun counter with Gun Oil lubricant — unfortunately, Gun Oil isn’t lubricant for literal guns. The guns Gun Oil lubricates are of a decidedly fleshier variety: It’s lube.

You know, sex lube.

For sex.

But did you know that Gun Oil isn’t the only super-sneaky sex product disguising itself as a wholesome product for the whole family? It’s true! We’ve put together this handy guide so you won’t be fooled!

01 this is not a lipstick

 

03 this is not a compact

04 this is not a back massager

05 this is not a feather duster

06 this is not a cute bunny07 these are not for d and d

08 these are not jockey shorts

09 this is not a peacock10 this is not a toy robot

11these are not pinballs

12 this is not a cheese grater 13 this is not an egg 14 these are not pacifiers 15 this is not an appropriate science fair project 16 this is not a sea cucumber 17 this is a vibe

 

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