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The Top 10 Porn Parodies of All Time

UPDATE: Make sure to read our companion post, “20 More of the Best Porn Parodies of All Time”!

It is a truth universally acknowledged that if there is a movie or television show popular in mainstream culture, there’s also a parody porn version. Makes sense really; the porn industry in the United States produces tens of thousands of movies each year. Once you’ve done the “lonely housewife meets a horny plumber” schtick a few hundred times, original story material can seem a bit hard to come by.

10. Jersey Score

The popular MTV reality show that followed the lives of some horny, tanned kids from Jersey on Spring Break has spawned a gay parody. Whoever did the casting assembled a spot-on cast of painfully dumb, muscular, trashy, bonehead-types that made the original a screaming success. Sadly though, the lack of a Snookie left me feeling empty inside. Thank goodness I had an old US Weekly on hand so I could see pictures of her.

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9. Pulp Friction

Quentin Tarantino’s hit gets a sexy refresh. An ensemble cast breathes a bit of life into Tarantino’s dark drama that followed the lives of various thugs, criminals, and con men. Don’t turn it off until you get to the part with the gimp! Also, the complete lack of Bruce Willis in this film should increase your ability to maintain an erection by at least 200%.


8. The Human Sexipede

Remember that movie where people have their mouths sewn to other people’s assholes to form a human centipede? Yeah, well this movie takes on this hard-hitting topic in a masturbate-able parody. You see, instead of sewing the mouths to assholes, they are sewn to genitals so that they forever enjoy the sensation of oral sex. See how that works?

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7. The DaVinci Load 2

The hit series of books and corresponding films that investigated the devious inner workings of the Catholic Church except in this version, different inner workings are investigated. The Davinci Load 2: Angels and Semen is the follow up to the previous porn parody. I personally found this spoof to be completely off target as the presence of Catholic imagery just begged for an “alter-boy” gang-bang. The film also missed a golden opportunity for some raunchy Pope sex. And on that note, I should probably go call my therapist.

6. The Big Bang Theory

The Playboy channel has spiced up TV’s number one comedy about nerdy geniuses who can’t really talk to girls. This version stays true to form but with the guys actually sealing the deal. Hope they remembered their pocket protectors!

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5. John & Kate Fuck 8

The reality TV show about a woman with a uterus larger than most New York City apartments birthed eight beautiful babies and a generation of moms with asymmetrical haircuts. The porn parody stays true to styling but is way less boring and has no children in it. Unfortunately, the sad lack of DILF presence only gets a single thumb up out of me.

the-top-10-porn-parodies-of-all-time-nsfw-womb-raider4. Womb Raider

I remember when Tomb Raider first came out and teenage boys were mesmerized by Lara Croft’s 64-bit rack. A generation of boys locked themselves in their bedroom for hours “raiding for lost artifacts” while blowing through Kleenex and hand lotion. The mainstream high-budget film featuring Angelina Jolie whetted the ferocious fapping appetite of fan-boys but fell short where Womb Raider shines. This porn spoof is sure to be a hit with adult men still living with their parents who still find it difficult to talk to real women.

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3. Missionary Position: Impossible

The high-budget thriller staring tiny hands heartthrob Tom Cruise causes a different kind of throbbing in the porn parody. There really is very little information on the plot of this piece of work but it should be noted that the original enjoyed enough success that a Missionary Position: Impossible 2 was born.

2. Bob’s Boners

A porn parody of the popular cartoon… uh, yeah. Feast your eyes. We’ll take ours medium-rare with extra mayo.

This version has magically transformed character Tina into a sexually mature young lady. Following suit with John and Kate Fuck 8, all underage characters have been written out. Don’t fret kinksters, a zombie character “pops up” in this version possibly suggestion some hot, necrophilia action. The possibilities are endless.

the-top-10-porn-parodies-of-all-time-nsfw-buffy1. Buffy The Vampire Layer

Let’s face it, Buffy The Vampire Slayer birthed the bean-flicking, almost militant sexual following of vampires we have seen with True Blood and Twilight. But where True Blood was able to feature some explicit sex scenes on HBO, Buffy had to keep it PG for basic cable… until now.

Expect Buffy to get staked a few times herself as well as some much anticipated hot lesbian action from series favorite, Willow.

Honorable mention: Hung Wankenstein, Edward Penishands and Top Heavy Chef.